Odds and Ends
OK, so after the jello shot buzz wore off (about 10 minutes ago) i found some tidbits that didn't make it into today's recap:
Most Embarrasing Moment: Richard West, noticing that i was keeping score, asking how many outs there were. what the score was. who was on deck. what porter's OPS was. I wanted to cry then run home and show him the real Major League scorecards I do have ... but i sorta needed to stick around and explain that when i "keep score" at a 'Nuts game, i use the term "keep score" very liberally ... because my scorecard contains entries like KC (Strikeout Looking Cute), WL (Wasn't Lookin'), J (Jello Shot Tally) and T (Twirl).
Celebrity Who Would Play for the 'Nuts: Pamela Anderson. I mean really, who looks hotter running around? Our 'nuts and then Pam on Baywatch! She would also like that we pay great attention to accessories, outfits and haircair products. I think Betty Boop would play for us too.
Offensive onslaught in early innings: The first three innings when the 'Nuts were like totally dominating and stuff reminded me of the Chicago Bears of '85 when they totally blew away the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XX. I mean we were STEAMROLLING! The only things missing were the "Punky QB Known as McMahon" and the Super Bowl Shuffle!
Unchartered Territory: I'm still working through that weird, eerie feeling I got when we realized we weren't going to be Mercy Ruled, and we were playing for more than an hour! Like Cindy Cordova at a cosmetics counter, we just had no idea what to do! If the game would have been stopped earlier we like totally would have won and stuff. In fact, we didn't really lose the game, we just ran out of time.
Best Quote from Opposing Player: "Way to use your whole body." -- T.I. pitcher to Raquel, who let's just say, likes to distract the pitchers when she's at the plate.
Best Parenting: Sharon Okashima's son Grant, who has been expertly trained to give massages to fans in attendance. And he generously waived his usual service fee! Thanks, Grant!
Best Parenting II: Sharon trying to explain to her kids why they couldn't eat the 'adult finger jello.'
Most Embarrasing Moment: Richard West, noticing that i was keeping score, asking how many outs there were. what the score was. who was on deck. what porter's OPS was. I wanted to cry then run home and show him the real Major League scorecards I do have ... but i sorta needed to stick around and explain that when i "keep score" at a 'Nuts game, i use the term "keep score" very liberally ... because my scorecard contains entries like KC (Strikeout Looking Cute), WL (Wasn't Lookin'), J (Jello Shot Tally) and T (Twirl).
Celebrity Who Would Play for the 'Nuts: Pamela Anderson. I mean really, who looks hotter running around? Our 'nuts and then Pam on Baywatch! She would also like that we pay great attention to accessories, outfits and haircair products. I think Betty Boop would play for us too.
Offensive onslaught in early innings: The first three innings when the 'Nuts were like totally dominating and stuff reminded me of the Chicago Bears of '85 when they totally blew away the New England Patriots in Super Bowl XX. I mean we were STEAMROLLING! The only things missing were the "Punky QB Known as McMahon" and the Super Bowl Shuffle!
Unchartered Territory: I'm still working through that weird, eerie feeling I got when we realized we weren't going to be Mercy Ruled, and we were playing for more than an hour! Like Cindy Cordova at a cosmetics counter, we just had no idea what to do! If the game would have been stopped earlier we like totally would have won and stuff. In fact, we didn't really lose the game, we just ran out of time.
Best Quote from Opposing Player: "Way to use your whole body." -- T.I. pitcher to Raquel, who let's just say, likes to distract the pitchers when she's at the plate.
Best Parenting: Sharon Okashima's son Grant, who has been expertly trained to give massages to fans in attendance. And he generously waived his usual service fee! Thanks, Grant!
Best Parenting II: Sharon trying to explain to her kids why they couldn't eat the 'adult finger jello.'
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