Super Friends…Superfly…Supercalifragilistic…oh nevermind…
Well it seems I’m a little rusty at keeping score and blog writing as I completely neglected to write down the score at the end of each inning…or wait a minute…maybe it was that distracting peanut gallery behind me…yes you know who you are…and can I just say…Cup Check! yeah...We’ll get back to that later…now to the top of the 1st…
Steve Iron Man Stuhr sets the tone with a throw to Kara Super Friends Leader Perkins for 1…then Eric Spiderman Wittman makes a great catch in left for 2…and to wrap it up…Bill Green Lantern Chang throws to KP for 3…back to the Peanut Gallery…or maybe not…cause they are bordering on obnoxious at the moment…you would think they went for drinks in between games or something…well if they did you can blame it on Iguana Kelly’s...we love them and their free pitchers by the way!!
Bottom of the 1st…Steve bad hop if you’re the shortstop Stuhr lands a single…and we can see why protective gear is necessary in softball…right Johanna? I mean that almost took out that shortstop’s…well you know what I mean…Cup Check!
Staci Super Girl is up next and slams a nice hit to left…she’s on with a single…then Bill like totally fouls out…what?!?!?!? Isn’t that about as likely to happen as Paris Hilton serving a full sentence??? Inconceivable!!!…Anyway Derek The Flash brings us back with a single and we are on the board with like a 6-point lead at the end of the 1st…Ok we didn’t actually score, but whatever.
To the 2nd…Bill throws to KP for the 1st out…Dale Bat Man in the Hot Corner Giali makes a great catch for 2 that really sends the fans reeling…someone check his ID?!?!? Then Bill tries to run into a trashcan on the foul line once…no twice…hey someone move that thing...or use your Super Powers to melt it or something!!! Meanwhile back in the stands the antics are elevating to Ginormous proportions…individuals who shall remain nameless…or who can be divulged for a price (see me later) were found to really come out of their shells…I mean who knew!!!
Bottom of the second…now its time for some runs people…Eric starts things off with a homerun…hot! Jackie singles…Dale singles…pause here to reflect on the Buckner all the way error by the 1st baseman…he must have been thinking about Sturgeons or something cause that was…you know…lame! Then Susy singles…totally hot…Steve singles…and Bill doubles…Staci singles…Derek doubles and we’re like so far ahead that the pitcher who resembles a famous cartoon character (any guesses?) is seen shaking his head in disbelief!
Top of the 3rd…Dale keeps the hot corner smoking with a throw to KP at 1st for 1…Wade Boggs…Wade Boggs for sure!!! Then Bill to KP for 2…then back to the hot corner…Wade…I mean Dale makes it 3…hot!!!!
The bottom of the 3rd was wrought with bleacher distractions but I don’t think we missed much on the field…I think we can safely skip to the 4th inning for sure…Top of the 4th…the score is about like 11 – 1…The Sturgeon Fish are needing a little something-something to get them going…but it seems the Super Friends have all the power…Bill starts to shut them down with a great catch for 1…then Steve to KP at 1st for 2…Repeat….then Steve to KP at 1st for 3….moving right along…
Bottom of the 4th…Jackie is on with a single…Steve Gotta Be Stuhr slams a homerun…and Susy singles…she is en fuego tonight!!! Bill is on with a double…Derek singles...and the grandstand offers up RBI slamming Sue with some Hit the ball out of the pitcher’s hand like Arod advice…but then that’s why we are in the stands…and not out there playing…cause we know how well that turned out don’t we?!?!? Then before we wrap up the inning Erik doubles and we have totally way more runs!
Bottom of the 5th…The Sturgeons manage a little rally…I said little rally…the shortstop guy slams a homerun…I think he felt bad about it cause he left Susy with a personal gift…I’ve never seen anything quite like it…but there it was! Ummm all together now….Cup Check!! So I know I saw Steve throw to KP for the 1st out…and I know Dale Boggs made another great catch for 2…but the discussions in the stands are so Super funny that I’m thinking these guys…and you know who you are… have like Super Comedian Powers or something…holla! Anyway…the last out was Bill getting the runner at 2nd…on to the 6th…
Blue stops by to egg-on the Peanut Gallery…like they need any encouragement…Ha! Dale starts off with a slide into 2nd double…Steve takes his base…Jackie takes her base…and Bill uses his super powers to grand slam that ball…hot!!! It didn’t remind me of little league in the slightest!!! Hot!!! Then Susy still distracted by the special gift she received earlier from the shortstop…doesn’t make it on base…but what is a girl to do when presented with one of those gifts you didn’t really see coming and can’t return for something…ummm….better at like Nordstrom!!! Anway… before the Super Friends wrap it up and head back to their Justice League place on their surf boards…invisible planes…bat mobiles… spider webs and various other forms of transportation…Derek slams a double…Super hot!!! Super Friends win with a 13-point lead….oh wait not yet….we have that last inning to get to…my bad!
Bottom of the 6th…Staci makes a great catch for 1…then there's some dodgeball at 3rd…and then everyone decides to have a meeting in the outfield...I don't know....maybe to discuss the latest word on Kryptonite...then...then...then Bill throws to Dale for 2…and to really wrap it up…for real…Steve strikes the batter out…couldn’t think of a better ending…and just so you all know…I spared you from the many quotes I wrote down that were heard in the stands tonight...yeah...um you can find those at the "R" rated blog sight!!!
But...I do have to say thanks to the fans for the side-splitting humor of super power proportions and I warn the rest of you that these fans will be back!! Now….let’s go fishing…Sturgeons anyone???
Holla!